I wish that there was a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m having a bad mental health day and need you to pay attention to me,” without alienating everyone.
or: “I’m having a bad mental health day and need to be on my own for a while so please don’t be mad if I cancel our plans on short notice.”
*misplaces one finger on keyboard* *windows 8 opens up start menu, does a search, opens up microsoft word, automatically types “fuck you” 37 times, notifies the nsa, notifies obama, shuts off and self destructs*
i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free
that’s called night robbery
so be it
*cringes at 9 year old me*
*cringes at 13 year old me*
*cringes at year ago me*
*cringes at day ago me*
*cringes at future me*
Friend: Ill be there in 5 minutes are you ready?
why hit rock bottom when u can hit my bottom
Snapchatting your friends
Snapchatting the bae
does anyone want to be my virtual sugardaddy and buy me things online for literally nothing in return???